Y’all didn’t know this, but Axl Rose has been involved in politics as well as music and just like his musical career, he is late to every press briefing. Many eager media outlets and fans are waiting impatiently to address the nation on Covid 19, economics and more. 

In today’s press briefing, Governor Axl Rose cited issues with the fog machines underneath his podium for the excessive tardiness at his press briefing. He stated “I am not used to singing and/or speaking infant of a bunch of eager maniacs, fans and media a like, without the proper production. I am used to high quality stage production in order to deliver the best performance and the best briefing on our data on Covid 19.” 

When a reporter asked him why he needs production in order to address the nation, he simply recited the line for the classic song It’s So Easy saying “why don’t you FUCK OFF” 

Governor Rose has refused to comment further on today’s Covid Briefing