Cuomo: Fleshgod Apocalypse is not creepy, just Italian

Cuomo insists Fleshgod Apocalypse’s music isn’t creepy, Its just Italian 

Fleshgod Apocalypse have raised many eyebrows over the years with their unique, yet brutal sound of symphonic and operatic death metal with their visual attire depicting almost a symphony of the undead. Their shows have spawned violent mosh pits all across concert venues and delivered sonic brutality that will pierce our hearts and melt our souls. They have even gone as far as to reinvent the classic early 2000s hit single Blue Da ba dee by Eiffel 65 and make the song all the more intense and make us feel even more blue, essentially proving that Blue are the feelings that live inside us. 

This all may sound creepy, but in reality, it is just Italian according to disgraced former governor, Andrew Cuomo. He goes out and states

“Fleshgod Apocalypse is not creepy, they are just Italian. Unlike myself who touches women’s asses and kills the elderly in nursing homes, they manage to unleash the ultimate wave of brutality that touches us all one way or another and immerses us into a realm of darkness that captivates our minds and helps one discover their inner darkness. This is the Italian way of utilizing to arts to make a permanent impression like all the great Italian artists and composers have done.” 

He ends his statement saying 

“They are not creepy, they are just Italian, and you are a poser” 

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