BVDEN announces Winter of Severe Illness and Death Tour 

Metal OG BVDEN, AKA President Biden, has announced the Winter of Severe Illness and Death Tour that takes place this holiday season. Ending 2021 and starting 2022 with a dark and brutal note, this is most certainly a tour that is not meant for a bunch of posers. 

The metal OG as stated 

“We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death. This tour is not meant for a bunch of unvaxed posers. This is going to be the most brutal shit to wreak havoc amongst the United States in years and we will be cultivating the ultimate setlist that will infect you with some serious shit.” 

With his new album Omicron out now in the United States catching much attention, it is expected that this tour will shut down every tour coming through every city and who knows if your city will be left standing after such a brutal set. 

BVDEN’s PR JVN Psaki, AKA the Press Secretary from Hell has stated that this will cover the entire catalogue from previous classic albums such as Alpha, Delta and even some forgotten tracks off of the Mu album. The tour is set to take place now and it will be the ultimate experience. 

An executive order was signed stating that posers, which applies to unvaccinated, Ivermectin users, or people from West Virginia are prohibited from entering any show, claiming that they will be destroyed by the real OG’s of the show. 

Tour has been sponsored by the CDC, WHO, and the NIH