Cobain, Staley, Weiland, Cornell

They said grunge was dead, and that all hope was lost in the wake of various other music genres. But they were wrong. One man will emerge from the ashes of the once thriving Seattle grunge scene to usher in a new era of Even Flow. 

The man we have been searching for, our only hope, VEDDER. With his power of Pearl Jam, he will immerse us into a realm of grungy voices, distorted guitars, catchy rhythm and depressing lyrics. His voice is unstoppable while he fights the naysayers with all of his success in stadiums. 

Grunge will not die, and VEDDER will lead the way.