The new PSWDM, which stands for Poor Soul Who Dated Musician will be signed into law by the Biden Administration. Biden issued an executive order to deliver composition to those who have had the misfortune of dating an artist in the local underground scene. 

President Biden addressed the nation stating “We have had way to many Americans left behind on the misfortune of dating artists, having to attend their poorly attended shows, having to constantly listen to their demos, and have lose so much of their income based on gear. No American will be left behind in such a traumatic and devastating situation. This bill would help provide the necessary necessities needed to those who have escaped such an awful experience”. 

The PSWDM Bill offers these benefits. 

1.) Compensation for all money lost to gear

2.) Therapy services to those who had to listen to their demos or bullshit 

3.) Lifetime supply of free drink tickets 

4.) Unlimited guest list spots to any good band they wish to see 

5.) Username and passwords to bands social media accounts incase they need to be put on blast 

This bill would go into effect immediately and has been approved by both the house and the senate.