America’s top Dr, Anthony Fauci has sited that the new Limp Bizkit album could have potentially eradicated the new Omicron variant of any form of severity. He has sited dates and data to say that Omicron is the first variant to come since the release of the new Limp Bizkit album and states that this album is so bad, that Covid couldn’t even handle it. 

“When you analyze the date of new Covid cases around halloween, which is when we believe Omicron began to develop in South Africa, we clearly don’t see this as any coincidence that a variant less severe than Delta arrives. We think that these horrendous sounds on this album, which may be its own public health issue in the long run has been a great tool of decreasing severity in any future mutations of the virus. I would like to thank the extraordinary work of Fred Durst and the other members for this brand new scientific development that can crush any potential variant that would emerge.” 

The CDC did warn however that the album itself can pose a dangerous risk to public health in the same way that Ivermectin has previously. CDC Director Rochelle Walensky warned that we should not rely on this as the only tool as she continued to promote masks and vaccines. 

“This album is very dangerous in the long run. We are still gathering data on how bad this album really is. In the mean time, 2 doses of the MRNA vaccine plus the booster and mask wearing is the best tool to combat the Omicron variant. This album still couldn’t prevent the rise of the highly contagious Omicron Variant to begin with so we need to follow the science a little bit more. While Omicron has less risk of hospitalization, this album has the potential of a higher hospitalization”