Elon Musk’s next purchase on his massive Big Tech Spending Spree is buying band camp to Un-cancel all the terrible noise driven racist black metal bands that have been removed from the internet, claiming that all music no matter how shitty, should be streamed on all platforms and shouldn’t be canceled. Elon Musk has collaborated with Iced Earth’s John Schafer and Burzum’s Varg Vikernes to make this new dream a reality. 

With his massive love of the “TRVE” Norwegian Black Metal band Burzum, Varg has returned from the ashes of his canceled YouTube channel and has decided to partner with Elon Musk to make band camp a domain for all artists, ranging from As I Lay Dying to Lostprophets to every single incomprehensible black metal band that needs to utilize racist and prejudice imagery in order to make themselves look edgy and tough. 

John Schafer has claimed that after his recent performance at the United States Capitol on January 6th, it has been hard for many artists, especially in the realm of shitty power metal to have their voices heard on major streaming platforms such as Spotify to Bandcamp. It is time that one man to rise to un-cancel all of the shittiest bands so their voices can be heard as well. Every band no matter how terrible deserves to have their 1 penny paid to them for having their music streamed, even though people will probably not be listening to it anyway.