While multiple countries have been labeling variants of interest or concern of Covid 19 after letters of the Greek Alphabet, Norwegian Health Officials have concluded based on their data that Greek Letters are for posers. Norwegian Health Officials have decided to name the variants after figures in one of their greatest cultural achievements, Norwegian Black…
America’s top Dr, Anthony Fauci has sited that the new Limp Bizkit album could have potentially eradicated the new Omicron variant of any form of severity. He has sited dates and data to say that Omicron is the first variant to come since the release of the new Limp Bizkit album and states that this…
With tours getting canceled in the wake of the Omicron wave, epidemiologist from MI, Michael Osterholm (AKA the Pillsbury Doughboy’s grandfather) Issued a stark warning about the rise in local bands performing as a direct result of the wave. Michael Osterholm warns that an increase in “pay to play” shows combined with these crappy local…
Governor Kathy Hochul has been promoting the Covid 19 vaccine in many shapes and forms. Recently, many people have recorded voicemails sent to peoples phones in order to remind them to get vaccinated before family gatherings and to get the booster as well. Many of the people who work for Governor Hochul have recorded different…
Mariah Carey says the feeling is mutual about Pantera’s Walk Every year on the holiday season, we see multiple Facebook posts and memes condemning Mariah Carey’s classic, All I want for Christmas is You. We have to endure the constant agony and repetition this track provides in just about every department store and eatery. While…
Cuomo insists Fleshgod Apocalypse’s music isn’t creepy, Its just Italian Fleshgod Apocalypse have raised many eyebrows over the years with their unique, yet brutal sound of symphonic and operatic death metal with their visual attire depicting almost a symphony of the undead. Their shows have spawned violent mosh pits all across concert venues and delivered…
We all know it is a pain in the ass to get a Covid Test before the show let a long find one. That is why the CDC recommends catching a prog metal concert. This way there is plenty of time to catch the majority of their set even after you wait for the test…
His love for the Red Sox doesn’t stop there. Outgoing Mayor Deblasio has shown great love for the reunion of New England Metalcore act Shadows Fall and has always expressed his love for this particular movement over the movement launched in his city that inspired all these bands. “I know like the Yankees, Sick of…
In 2015, President Obama had to reiterate that he is NOT the lead singer of Korn. In todays world, it is very difficult to differentiate between political figures and figures in the heavy metal community. Many politicians are staring cold and dead in our eyes and any smile for both politicians and metal musicians is…
As we learned from Pantera, Word of Mouth is Everything. Promotion promotion promotion, that has always been the key to promoting your bands and getting the name out there. With every big concert that has happened, we have always seen bands from the underground sharing flyers to promote their shows at smaller venues. This holiday…
