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Sen. Paul accuses Dr Fauci of St Anger Snare Sound

The love fest brawl between Senator Rand Paul and Dr Anthony Fauci continues to hit in American politics. Senator Paul has accused Fauci of funding gain of function research in Wuhan, to now believing the atrocious snare sound in Metallica’s St Anger.  Senator Paul has stated “Dr Anthony Fauci, you cannot lie to congress anymore…

Poser in Covid Shirt can’t name 3 Variants

We have seen a constant epidemic of self proclaimed “metalheads” wearing band T shirts and not being able to name 3 or even 1 song by the band who’s logo they brand on their shirt. This calls into question the credibility of these metalheads and ultimately leads to them being labeled as a poser.  Now…

Marvel ushers new Super Hero, VEDDER

Cobain, Staley, Weiland, Cornell They said grunge was dead, and that all hope was lost in the wake of various other music genres. But they were wrong. One man will emerge from the ashes of the once thriving Seattle grunge scene to usher in a new era of Even Flow.  The man we have been…

Local bands fear CDC will cut their set times next

After the CDC’s new Quarantine guidelines, cutting isolation period for asymptomatic patients from 10 days to 5 days, local bands fear that their set times are coming next as a result. Most local bands have been playing for about a half hour during their pay to play sets, however, with isolation periods being likely shorter…

The CDC Recommends shortening time for Doom Metal Albums

Following the latest guidance for quarantine upon positive Covid tests, the CDC also insisted that certain Doom bands cut down the time of their outrageously long song lengths. CDC Director Rochelle Walensky sites bands such as Yob, Bellwitch, among other bands saying that we don’t need to hear the same depressing and distorted riff patterns…

Black Metal QR codes proven to be Effective in Covid Pass

With vaccinations required to enter restaurants and other cultural establishments. Many musicians in the black metal realm who have deemed vaccines to be for posers have managed to have their own version of the Covid pass to enter such places. We are all familiar with the NYS Excelsior Pass which provides a QR code to…

Bill Gates Promises Pandemic’s End Before Next Tool Album

Bill Gates offered his latest predictions on the course of the Covid 19 Pandemic and when it will end. Recently, he said that 2022 should be closing in towards the end, but to make a more accurate description, he said the pandemic will definitely be over before the release of the next Tool album. As…

Biden Signs Compensation Bill to help those who have dated musician

The new PSWDM, which stands for Poor Soul Who Dated Musician will be signed into law by the Biden Administration. Biden issued an executive order to deliver composition to those who have had the misfortune of dating an artist in the local underground scene.  President Biden addressed the nation stating “We have had way to…

Governor Axl Rose Two Hours Late for Covid Briefing

Y’all didn’t know this, but Axl Rose has been involved in politics as well as music and just like his musical career, he is late to every press briefing. Many eager media outlets and fans are waiting impatiently to address the nation on Covid 19, economics and more.  In today’s press briefing, Governor Axl Rose…

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The New York City Metal Scene has been exploding more than ever, despite gentrification and the closing of many venues. Awesome vibes and phenomenal experiences that came with attending shows and places like Duffs, Lucky 13 or St Vitus have served as an inspiration for my art and person. With that, I created Heavy New York to expose the NYC Rock/Metal Scene.

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